My internet provider reads my email and dumps the suspect stuff in a folder. Every so often I check it out to see what I’m missing.
Overstock.com 7% off your entire order.
Seven? That’s not even sales tax. Seven. Why bother?
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Groupon. 84% off spider vein treatments.
Ick. Sounds painful. Spider veins. Is that a medical term or something you get mining for Spiderman?
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World Market. 3 days only! 88-point Syrah only $6.39 when you buy 4.
No thanks, one bottle of $6.39 wine is too much. Some things don’t improve with quantity.
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