A Zany Life · Writers Write

Baseball, Banking, Bicycles, and Batter

•If Goldman Sachs was a baseball player instead of a bank, would it/he be banned from the Hall of Fame?

•Overheard in  Subway Sandwiches:

I can’t. The bicycle is in the freezer.

You left the bicycle in the freezer?

Where else am I going to park it?

At least it isn’t a motorcycle.

•I saw these at the grocery store the other day. Spray pancakes.

Just when I was finally getting over Easy Cheese.