•If Goldman Sachs was a baseball player instead of a bank, would it/he be banned from the Hall of Fame?
•Overheard in Subway Sandwiches:
I can’t. The bicycle is in the freezer.
You left the bicycle in the freezer?
Where else am I going to park it?
At least it isn’t a motorcycle.
•I saw these at the grocery store the other day. Spray pancakes.
Just when I was finally getting over Easy Cheese.